Christian Heilmann

Merry Christmas to the lot of you

December 24th, 2005

Well, it is the 24th, and I am with my family celebrating Christmas. This year they managed to create the ultimate torture device: “We don’t give any big presents this year, so don’t bother getting some”. Of course everybody told me in secrecy about the massive presents they did buy for the others… Happy fact: […]

Why is the end of the year always utter sh*t?

December 20th, 2005

I am on my first day of end of the year holiday now, and just went through all the mail, as I will be gone till the 3rd of January to visit my family and party with some friends over New Year’s in Munich. I was happy to have a fat, round 4 figure on […]

Automatic AJAX translator tool

December 19th, 2005

Just stumbled upon this Translator tool using AJAX which translates text you enter in realtime into other languages. My, I don’t want to see the traffic stats of this one. Neat though.

Wonderful examples of gobbledegook nominated by The Plain English Campaign

December 14th, 2005

Every year the Plain English Campaign nominates publications for being the worst and hardest to understand. The examples of this year’s winners on the BBC site are a real sight to behold, my favourite being this recipe for involuntarily electrocuting yourself: 6. Poole Lighting Limited for a sheet of instructions – “3. The switched main […]

How to remove the ugly border around an image in a link

December 14th, 2005

This question pops up almost weekly on message boards, mailing lists and in chat sessions: How can I remove the ugly border around an image when it is linked? I am amazed that this is still a question that needs to be asked, but the trick to remember is that when you put an image […]

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Don't stop thinking, AI Slop vs. OSS Security, rolling your own S3 Despite AI you still need to think, Bitter lessons from building AI products,  AI Slop vs. OSS security and pointer pointer…
200: Building for the web, what's left after rm -rf & 🌊🐴 vs AI What remains after you do a rm -rf? Why do LLMs know about a seahorse emoji? What image formats should you use? How private is your car?
Word is Doomed, Flawed LLM benchmarks, hard sorting and CSS mistakes Spot LLM benchmark flaws, learn why sorting is hard, how to run Doom in Word and how to say "no" like a manager.
30 years of JS, Browser AI, how attackers use GenAI, whistling code Learn how to use AI in your browser and not on the cloud, why AI makes different mistakes than humans and go and whistle up some code!
197: Dunning-Kruger steroids, state of cloud security, puppies>beer

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